so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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