This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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