Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Im part way to drunk.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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