Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I wish i was in the wii world.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize