S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
If I die, sorry about rent.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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