O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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