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(304): View more from West Virginia

nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores

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(631): View more from New York

You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.

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(845): View more from New York

well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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(910): View more from North Carolina

This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?

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(916): View more from California

I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay

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(239): View more from Florida

His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it

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(858): View more from California

He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad

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