I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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