Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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