i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Randomize
