Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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