who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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