ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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