yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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