i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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