1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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