I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
