I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Randomize
