Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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