my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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