singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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