Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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