At least make sure they are 18
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Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
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