Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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