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(248): View more from Michigan

I wanna go to beed woth a nboy

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i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.

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(905): View more from Ontario

He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job

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(352): View more from Florida

One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.

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(313): View more from Michigan

Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl

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(801): View more from Utah

At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost

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(812): View more from Indiana

Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?

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