That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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