im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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