she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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