HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I feel like a drive thru vagina
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
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