Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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