oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
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