How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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