Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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