At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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