yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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