I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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