You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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