Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Randomize
