scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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