so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
