Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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