Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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