He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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