I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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