is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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