Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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