Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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