Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Princesses don't give blow jobs
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
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