talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I can tuck mytits in my pants
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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