if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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