Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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