After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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