awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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