Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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