i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you didnt know i had herpes?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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